lumos5000:

thelovelytennantcollins:

wandererofgallifrey:

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more

I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.

he’s our leader

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

tylerchokely:

fuks:

omfg

PLEASE WATCH THIS